Beyond frustrated - 'op' detects no accounts?!?

Between the https://github.com/1Password/shell-plugins/issues/122#issuecomment-2183950261 and now this, 1password-cli is frustrating to use and has sucked more time out of me than helped.

According to https://developer.1password.com/docs/cli/app-integration/ enabling CLI integration should automatically cause "op" to detect 1Password on my machine. It worked exactly once and broke after the most recent updates to 1password-cli and 1Password app. it is now prompting me to manually add an account:

% op -v
2.33.0
% op vault list
No accounts configured for use with 1Password CLI.

 - Turn on the 1Password desktop app integration to sign in with the accounts you've added to the app: https://developer.1password.com/docs/cli/app-integration/ for details.
 - Add an account manually with 'op account add' and sign in by entering your password on the command line. See 'op account add --help' for details.
 - Authenticate using a 1Password service account by setting the 'OP_SERVICE_ACCOUNT_TOKEN' environment variable to your service account token. Learn more: https://developer.1password.com/docs/service-accounts/
 - Use 1Password CLI with a Connect server by setting the 'OP_CONNECT_HOST' and 'OP_CONNECT_TOKEN' environment variables to your Connect host and token, respectively. Learn more: https://developer.1password.com/docs/connect/

1Password for Mac version 8.12.8 (81208026).